LYRICS
Mary (Where’d This Baby Come From?)
We walked and walked for miles and miles and finally made it
We asked the inn if we could crash, but they forbade it
The baby’s coming soon, and we need to get a room
But there’s one thing you need to tell me
Mary where’d this baby come from? Don’t say “I don’t know”
And who are these three guys who brought you frankincense and gold?
I feel like there are things that make no sense about your life
You can trust me baby you’re about to be my wife
I don’t like how the animals surround that kid
I guess we just lucked out this shepherd owned a crib
Something is smelling bad, am I the baby’s dad?
I think I could forgive you if you told me
Mary where’d this baby come from? Was he magically just born?
And who is this guy coming down here blowing on his horn?
If I’d have used a map instead of following a star,
We could have gotten help, but instead here we are
[Guitar Solo]
If people knew the truth, this story’d be explosive
Jesus Christ, what kind of name is that? Let’s call him Joseph.
Since he’s the son of God, do I still need a job?
It would be nice if you could tell me
Mary where’d this baby come from? Seems like everybody knows
What other baby you know is born wearing all his clothes?
I forgot to get a gift, it’s December 25th
Oh no, our son was born a Capricorn
Rudy’s Got A Red Nose
Rudy’s got a red nose (x4)
And it glows when it snows
Rudy’s got a red nose
Old Santa had an issue with visibility
The clouds above had made it really hard to see
He called on Rudy to pull the sleigh
And the red-nosed reindeer would lead the way
Dasher and Dancer, you know how it goes
Rudy’s got a red nose
Rudy’s got a red nose (x4)
And it glows when it snows
Rudy’s got a red nose
Though getting presents round the world was the only goal
Rudy’s now the most famous in the North Pole
The other reindeer’s jealous of his rising star
But they’re lucky Santa Claus can’t drive a car
Prancer and Vixen are average Joes
Rudy’s got a red nose
Rudy’s got a red nose (x4)
And it glows when it snows
Rudy’s got a red nose (xinfinity)
Capitalistmas
This year, I want more than I’ve ever had before.
And I’m spoiled to the core so take me to the store
I don’t care if the times are hard,
I’ll make it that much harder for you
If you don’t let me celebrate Capitalistmas
Buy a car, buy a boat - one for everyone you know
Do it all, just for show; to prove that you are made of dough
You’re better off spending what you’ve earned
And forgetting all the lessons learned
From every year you celebrate Capitalistmas
It’s everybody’s favorite holiday
A secular celebration that’s three months long
And I’m a caroler, so selfishly
It’s the only holiday that’s left without a song
This year, I want more than I’ve ever had before.
And I’m spoiled to the core so take me to the store
You’re better off spending what you’ve earned
And forgetting all the lessons learned
I can’t wait to celebrate Capitalistmas
Christmas in South Pasadena
It’s Christmas in South Pasadena, who needs the snow?
Our sky is bluer, our hills are greener,
And the neighbors stop to say hello
It’s Christmas in South Pasadena, Santa’s on his way,
Up North again, but he told all his friends,
He’ll be back by New Years Day
In line to buy my presents at the farmer’s market,
I heard carols on the radio.
About angels and babies and virgin ladies
And nights so long ago
But no one sings a song for us in South Pas
Like they don’t even know that we’re here
Maybe they hate the way we celebrate
Our favorite time of year
It’s Christmas in South Pasadena, who needs the snow?
Our sky is bluer, our hills are greener,
And the neighbors stop to say hello
It’s Christmas in South Pasadena, Santa’s on his way,
Up North again, but he told all his friends,
He’ll be back by New Years Day
I love the trees in the Arroyo Seco
A winter hike through my local park
So much to see, why don’t you come with me?
It’s starting to get dark
Let’s take a walk through town on El Centro
See the lights on Fair Oaks Avenue
I’d love to meet on Mission Street
And go anywhere with you.
It’s Christmas in South Pasadena, who needs the snow?
Our sky is bluer, our hills are greener,
And the neighbors stop to say hello
It’s Christmas in South Pasadena, Santa’s on his way,
Up North again, but he told all his friends,
He’ll be back by New Years Day
He’ll be back by New Years Day
Seven Fishes
I got crabs, I got mussels,
I got lox and lots and lots of other fish
I got shrimp, shrimp scampi,
And if I get any more I’ll need a bigger dish
I got sole, or is it flounder?
I got so many shells my mind’s starting to spin
I got halibut and tilapia, no vegetables or b-roccoli-uh
It’s all part of being Italian-American
Who said we had to eat this stuff?
It’s time that we all call out “ENOUGH!”
I got crabs, I got mussels,
I can only count to seven on Christmas Eve
Let’s go to mass, uncomfortably
And we’ll stink the whole place up until we leave
We get home, smells like the ocean
And a garlic butter bath that we all took
Tomorrow we’ll have fun again, hope we all learned a lesson
It’ll be a while until we wanna cook
It’s the feast of seven fishes; say your prayers, make your wishes
While we pretend that we can speak Italian
It’s the feast of seven fishes; say your prayers, make your wishes
While we pretend that we can speak Italian
I got crabs (x5)
Ding Dong
Ding Dong Ding Dong
Ding Dong Ding Dong
When the Holidays are coming, I like to sing a song
There aren’t many words at all so you can sing along
Pretend you are a bell, and you can never right it wrong
The only sound that you can hear is ding and dong
Ding Dong Ding Dong the easy Christmas tune
Ding Dong Ding Dong it will be over soon
Ding Dong Ding Dong a better way to say
Ding Dong Ding Dong a merry Christmas day
So if you don’t like singing, you can be a bell
And ding dong all the day away – you will do quite well
You can do it softly too, no need to scream or yell
If it lands you in prison, you can do it in your cell
Ding Dong Ding Dong the easy Christmas tune
Ding Dong Ding Dong it will be over soon
Ding Dong Ding Dong a better way to say
Ding Dong Ding Dong a merry Christmas day
Ding Dong Ding Dong the easy Christmas tune
Ding Dong Ding Dong it will be over soon
Ding Dong Ding Dong a better way to say
Ding Dong Ding Dong a merry Christmas day
Ding Dong Ding Dong
Ding Dong Ding Dong
Ding Dong